By Gordon Korman
Republished in 2003 below the identify The Wizzle War.
*NOTE* this is often the unique textual content, now not the 2003 rewrite/republish. The Magnetronic 515 is unbroken, and there's no wizzleware.
Walter C. Wizzle and and his machine are attempting to take over Macdonald corridor! Wizzle is making each person put on a tie and is giving out demerits and detentions like they're going out of fashion! Bruno and boots have had sufficient. If The Fish (Headmaster Sturgeon) won't do something, they're going to. Wizzle has bought to move!
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My cheeks heated. Oh the mortification.