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By Gordon Korman

Republished in 2003 below the identify The Wizzle War.

*NOTE* this is often the unique textual content, now not the 2003 rewrite/republish. The Magnetronic 515 is unbroken, and there's no wizzleware.

Walter C. Wizzle and and his machine are attempting to take over Macdonald corridor! Wizzle is making each person put on a tie and is giving out demerits and detentions like they're going out of fashion! Bruno and boots have had sufficient. If The Fish (Headmaster Sturgeon) won't do something, they're going to. Wizzle has bought to move!

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His text read: Sorry, but I’m hung up with a client. Are you okay to wait a little bit? Should be done shortly. No, I was not all right to wait a bit. Not with Paul “the sequel” making my stomach do floppy things. I typed back: Yes, I can wait. See you soon. It’s free labor, okay? Like fifty bucks an hour times two. I’d be crazy not to wait a little longer to save that kind of dough. I lifted my lashes to find Paul “number two” peering down at me with an inquisitive expression. “My date’s running late,” I confessed.

She gestured toward a nearby cluster of elegant couches. ” I threw my hands in the air. ” “Keep an open mind. ” Kristen winked as she trailed after Ginger. My jaw tightened and I was starting to rethink this dating deal. But scraping wallpaper and repainting would be so much work alone. . ” the bartender asked, his voice filled with humor. A full glass appeared next to my empty one and I looked up gratefully. “Thanks. ” “Long shot,” he joked, then held his hand out. ” Refraining from tossing my friends a wicked glance, I found myself slipping my hand into his— tingles danced over my hand, up my arm, and my vision tilted.

My cheeks heated. Oh the mortification.

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