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By Matt Fraction

So who's the boy with a similar sexy-time time-stopping presents as Suzie? Meet John, who until eventually final evening suggestion he may possibly freeze time together with his junk. in the end no longer by myself, what sort of attractive hijinx will he and Suzie wake up to jointly? What ANY folks could do if having intercourse stopped the full global: We'd do crimes.

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After one hour, he comes out witho ut even a scratch on hlm. Everybody is amazed . " Two Trees and a Woodpecker... It is bard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, bu t, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch an d a beech, are growing in the wood s. " The birch says be cannot tell . Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, " Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. " The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. " "More' n likely be some wild sex, too," "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea . I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. " "Don't mu ch matter. " The woman is appalled and threatens to tell her boyfriend. " The woman tells the mao that her boyfriend would destroy him if she told him, and again the man backs off. " The girl has bad enough and goes to see her boyfriend. "That man over there says I have great tits," she says.

After two seconds, the American comes out with his clothes ripped off, screaming and rubbing his ass. The German looks at him and laughs. " You American pussy," be says, and goes in. But after not even a second, he comes out naked screaming, "Ahhh, my aaasssssl "The last one is the Albanian. So he goes in. Five minutes go by and be's not coming out. Ten minutes, twenty rrunutes, thirty minutes ... After one hour, he comes out witho ut even a scratch on hlm. Everybody is amazed . " Two Trees and a Woodpecker...

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