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By Elliot Maxx

Northwest comic, Elliot Maxx, has been delighting audiences around the Beaver kingdom for over a decade along with his award-winning humor. you can now take part the joys with this fresh, smart & outrageously humorous collection.

Elliot Maxx - A finalist within the nationwide Laff-Off and the writer of numerous best-selling shaggy dog story books. Elliot has appeared
on Showtime television. Comedy crucial and on MTV's part Hour Comedy Hour!


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After ten minutes, the guy from Eugene came out. After twenty minutes, the pigs came out. " A guy who can smoke pot, read your aura, and play air guitar at the same time. * What's the difference between a sasquatch and a hippie chick from Eugene? No matter how loaded you get a sasquatch, he won't dance in front of the stage at a Grateful Dead concert. Page43 Eugene How can you spot a seagull from Eugene? It's got hair under its wings. * What's the difference between the Eugene Saturday Market and a farm auction?

Here, son. '' replied the player. " Page62 _Oregon's Best Jokes What's the difference between the Beavers and the Ducks? About 14 points a game. * At OSU, what's the difference between a beaver and a pig? The beaver is the mascot. The pig is the homecoming queen. * Why does the Beaver Marching Band play during halftime? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing. Q.? With a tire gauge. Page63 Ducks & Beavers What has enormous boobs and stands on the sidelines? The OSU Coaching Staff. * Why do the Beaver Cheerleaders wear earplugs?

Getting the guruack to fit in your BMW. Page 53 Medford A young couple moved to Medford. As they were unpacking their belongings, a neighbor walked by and said, "Excuse me. " inquired the young man. " asked the young man. " replied the young man. " said the neighbor. Page 54 Oregon's Best Jokes What's "integration" in Medford? Hosting a foreign exchange student from Canada. * What's a Medford mixed marriage? Getting hitched to someone outside of your immediate family. * What's the most dangerous part of being a Medford bigot?

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