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By Justin Racz

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, neglected a teach. a few days, notwithstanding, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the damage hit Worse Than Yours sequence. accumulating fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous booklet catalogs every little thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully inner most ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and completely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as ache. even if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new mother or father ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down heart age ("AARP card arrives"), you will be bound to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long gone fallacious. in any case, it may well were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 family members Worse Than...

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32. When Pigeons Attack Doves they are not. More like rats with wings. And they are not afraid of you. The birds. Every person's head is a target. They perch on lampposts and ledges, just waiting to line you up in the crosshairs. Your head. In some cultures, if a pigeon craps on you, it's good luck. If a pigeon with avian flu does the same, bad luck. Pigeons played a vital part in World War I as an extremely reliable way of sending messages. Over 100,000 pigeons were used in the war, with an astonishing success rate of 95 percent getting through to their destinations with their messages.

Three Jack and Cokes, four kamikazes, five shots of Patron tequila, two hours of projectile vomiting, one night in the ER. Your closest friends. And, eventually, your parents. It's a rite of passage to surrender one's fake ID to the younger sibling. It's the ultimate hand-me-down. The worst bedspins of your life. Make a deal with the bartender in advance to water down your drinks. It's a win-win. The mixologist saves on alcohol, you save on liver. 36. Ate Bad Oyster To say "I have lived," you must eat certain foods before you die: escargot, something still alive, an entire bucket of KFC, and chilled raw oysters.

Fueled by rage, Ricky will graduate first in his class, attend Harvard, and make millions. He'll get a wedgie at his twenty-five-year reunion, for old times' sake. And it will be atomic. Going commando never made so much sense. 35. Twenty-One Years and One Day Old Ah, the day you turn twenty-one. Oh, the morning after. Three Jack and Cokes, four kamikazes, five shots of Patron tequila, two hours of projectile vomiting, one night in the ER. Your closest friends. And, eventually, your parents. It's a rite of passage to surrender one's fake ID to the younger sibling.

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