Omnipotence For The Millions

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Once the Democrats take charge in January, bring the troops home, and appoint Jimmy Carter to keep America safe, we must be prepared to submit to Sharia Law pretty quick. Our analysis also helps explain why some jokes get stale after first telling, while others persist through multiple retellings, and still others persevere seemingly forever. In 1973, Marlon Brando refused a best- actor award for "The Godfather" and sent an activist for native Americans, hoodlums" in her remarks in 1978, and was booed for it (she won the best to be nervous, though nervousness might be the only natural response.

Pages: 260

Publisher: iUniverse (May 29, 2001)

ISBN: 0595184146

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